10 Signs You Watch Too Much Bravo

10 Signs You Watch Too Much Bravo

My name is Cheri, and I’m addicted to Bravo television. And I’m not the least bit ashamed.

As an early adopter, I still remember a time when Slade loved Jo and Don still filled Vicky’s love tank. And now, many years later, Bravo is hosting its very own awards show - a fitting time to reflect on one of my favorite guilty pleasures.

This reality phenomenon may have destroyed dozens of marriages, but it’s built a bridge between my besties and me, while offering a much needed escape from our own realities.

Some might say these are signs of a little too much Bravo. But I say that’s like complaining there’s too much pinot at the party…

  1. You know who Wacha, Cookie, Baby, Coco and Jiggy are.
  2. You’ve been to SUR.
  3. You may or may not have had a heated Twitter or Instagram exchange with one or more cast members from Vanderpump Rules.
  4. You know Jax Taylor’s real name.
  5. Your adult make-a-wish is to enjoy a martini and an oxygen facial with Patricia, the matriarch of Southern Charm, one of Bravo’s best kept secrets.
  6. You listen to Andy’s Sirius 102 channel on a daily basis and are sometimes late for work trying to catch “Reality Checked.”
  7. You watched “There Goes the Motherhood” and/or “My Fab 40.”
  8. You've often wondered what Jason Hoppy’s parents say about Bethenny at the supermarket.
  9. You recognized Cori of Secrets and Wives from old RHONY reruns.
  10. You’ve purchased ANY housewives product other than Skinnygirl Margarita.

 

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